• Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
  • Mother: You love me?!
  • Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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"Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were."
— (via zvijezdasjevera)
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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

I was thinking that he slept better after he left his wife.
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Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

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pistachiou:

story time: once for my birthday i bought myself a really special edition of my favourite cd and it was really nice and expensive … and my parents literally bought me the shittier version of the same cd

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

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bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

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