SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
Ever notice that girls get really self defensive when a guy uses the comment “wow, you must be on your period” Yet in my lifetime I’ve actually only ever heard that sassy remark from women. Stop with the double standard.